Clive now		Clive as a baby
NAME:		Clive Banks
AGE:		35 years plus V.A.T. (This is a lie)
OCCUPATION:		Service Assurance Manager / Project Manager / I.T. Consultant / Website Developer / Writer / Television Producer & Director / Beer Taster
KNOWN ALIASES:		'Mr. B', 'Hubby', 'Daddy'
MARITAL STATUS:		Married (see Known Associates: 'The Missus')
DISTINGUISHING FEATURES:		Spikey hair, mad grin, tattoo on right shoulder, mole on left leg, badger on right foot
LIKES:		Beer, cheesecake, science fiction, more beer, comic books, thunderstorms, another beer, children's television from the 1970s, pizza, even more beer
DISLIKES:		Lack of beer, bad drivers, commuting to work, noisy eaters, marzipan
HEROES & ROLE MODELS:		Tom Baker, Sid James, Basil Brush, Eric Sykes, Frankie Howerd, Patrick Macnee, Adam West, Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers, Bill Shatner, Laurel & Hardy, whoever invented beer
LOCATION:		Surrey, England
KNOWN ASSOCIATES:		'The Missus', 'Monster Boy', 'Mini-Monkey', 'The Parents', 'The In-Laws' (a.k.a.'The Addams Family')
SPECIAL ABILITIES:		Has encyclopaedic knowledge of all science fiction, fantasty and children's shows ever made; makes great television programmes; able to recall any type of potato crisp available in the 1970s-1980s; can play Beethoven's Fifth Symphony on nose
IF ENCOUNTERED:		Treat with care: buy him a beer and tell him how great he looks today

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