ÿþ<HTML> <HEAD> <TITLE>Bizarre</TITLE> </HEAD> <BODY BGCOLOR=#000000"> <TABLE ALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="580" CELLSPACING="0" CELLPADDING="3" BORDER="0"> <TR> <TD ROWSPAN="2" WIDTH="150" VALIGN=CENTER ALIGN=CENTER><IMG SRC="Avengers Pictures/Season-7-Logo.jpg" WIDTH="150" HEIGHT="113" ALT="Avengers Logo"></TD> <TD WIDTH="270" VALIGN=CENTER ALIGN=CENTER><FONT COLOR="#99CCFF" SIZE="4" FACE="Arial, Helvetica, Comic Sans"><B>'Bizarre'</B><BR><FONT SIZE="3">by Brian Clemens</TD> <TD ROWSPAN="2" WIDTH="160" VALIGN=CENTER ALIGN=CENTER><IMG SRC="Avengers Pictures/Avengers-Season-7-Cast.jpg" WIDTH="158" HEIGHT="115" ALT="Avengers Cast"></TD> </TR> </TABLE> <P ALIGN=CENTER><FONT COLOR="#99CCFF" SIZE="2" FACE="Arial, Helvetica, Comic Sans"> A woman is found wandering through a snowy field in her nightgown, babbling about dead men who will not stay dead. Steed, Tara and Captain Carson investigate and learn that she was thrown from a train by a man leaving his coffin, which was bound for a graveyard called  Happy Meadows . Steed and Tara visit the resting place and meet the man in charge, Bagpipes Happychap, who likes to make death fun. But Happychap is not much of a caretaker, as his  Paradise Plot area is filled with gravestones for deceased financiers - but empty coffins. Captain Carson investigates, only to die twice; Steed follows his trail and dies only once - and then wakes up to a life of luxury underground& <BR><BR> Patrick Macnee (<B>John Steed</B>), Linda Thorson (<B>Tara King</B>), Patrick Newell (<B>Mother</B>), Roy Kinnear (<B>Happychap</B>), Fulton Mackay (<B>Master</B>), James Kerry (<B>Cordell</B>), George Innes (<B>Shaw</B>), Sally Nesbitt (<B>Helen</B>), John Sharp (<B>Jupp</B>), Sheila Burrell (<B>Mrs. Jupp</B>), Michael Balfour (<B>Tom</B>), Patrick Connor (<B>Bob</B>), Ron Pember (<B>Charley</B>) <BR><BR><B>Directed by Leslie Norman</B> <BR><B>Produced by Albert Fennell and Brian Clemens</B> <BR><BR><B>TX:</B> <FONT COLOR="#99CCFF" SIZE="2" FACE="Arial, Helvetica, Comic Sans"> <BR>UK: 21st May, 1969 <BR><BR><B>Notes:</B> <BR>*Featuring John Steed, Tara King and Mother <BR><BR>*The tag scene: Steed shows off his latest toy to Tara: a life-sized working model space ship. But Tara accidentally pushes the wrong button and launches them both into orbit. Back on Earth, Mother tells us  They'll be back... , before realising:  They re unchapperoned up there! <BR><BR><BR> </BODY> </HTML>